I knew You Were Full of Shit Since Day One


See this face, not much has changed.

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I’ll never forget this day....

I was just playing in my room and my mom walked in and said come on we’re going to the mall. Not knowing it would be the day I realized how true deception works.

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THE LIES

THE DECEIT

ThE MANIPULATION!

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All of a sudden we were standing in line at JCPenny. I was confused because she didn’t go shopping and I asked her “What are we doing?”

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And then.....it seemed like in slow motion when someone is pulling a gun out in the movies...my mom pulls that vile bow I have in my hair out of her purse. My heart started racing, I knew what she was going to say....

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She then proceeds to tell me...

“You’re getting your pictures taken.”

I looked to the ground and tears started to flood my eyes. I was pissed! I screamed in the middle of the store....

“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

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I started swinging off of my moms purse crying for fucken mercy. I begged, I pleaded, I dropped to my little knees and cried on the floor.

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She’s was like “oh stop it, it won’t take that long.” Trying to calm me down acting like it was no big deal.

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I felt BETRAYED!!!!

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I’ll never forget my polkadot shoes I had on that day because I was so mad I just put my head down to the floor after my tantrum.

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I hated life.

I hated her.

I hated the stupid JCPenny photographer lady that tried to make me smile.

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I would not give in!!

I would not smile!

This was treacherous!

I felt attacked, blind sided, manipulated and DECEIVED!

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Then my mom said.....”just smile and I’ll buy you Burger King French Fries.”

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Ahhhh the negotiations during war.

Do I do it?

Do I smile?

At first I was like fuck you.

The lady had a rubber chicken or some bullshit, which made me even more furious!

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I have to get out of here!!

Yes I have to.....I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND EAT FRENCH FRIES!

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I did it.

But I’ll never forget that day.

It was hell but I ended up victorious.

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From that day I knew this world was the pits. I knew I didn’t belong here. I knew that things weren’t what they seemed. I knew that we were living in a delusional low frequency matrix ruled by Reptilians beings who syphoned from our SOULS.

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Well I didn’t realize that fully until I was 15, but I knew from that day on something was very very, very wrong with this world!!

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People didn’t tell the truth.

People were deceptive.

People were misleading.

People had their own agendas!

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From that day forward I hated bows, JC Penny and stupid fucken cherries. No I do NOT like cherries on my ice cream!

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I like the truth.

I like transparency.

I like real conversations.

I like to know what I’m getting myself into.

I like sundaes with M&Ms, fuck your cherries!

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I keep this picture in my wallet to remind me of the good fight and to always stand up for what you believe in.

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Yea maybe my mom won her little battles that day, but I won the war. I got to fight for what I believe it, I made a seen at JC Penny, I got to stand up for my beliefs! I realized I hated bows and cherries!

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And I got my BURGER KING FRENCH FRIES with BBQ sauce!!!

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I was the VICTOR!

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And I got this really funny child hood picture of me that reminds me that I don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit.

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I’m the coolest.

The End.

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